Kaa Pata Kaise...

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Location: Pediatric ward of a certain Municipal Hospital

Bhayyani admits her 2 yr old daughter who's down with diarrhea.

Two days later she comes in with another kid, a son of about 10 months, same reason.


The staff nurse is amused to know that our bhayyani who looks like a kid herself actually has 2 kids. Bhayyani, a caring mother, comes in everyday with a dabba for her kids twice a day though she looks ill herself. Finally one day the nurse asks our bhayyani...

Sister(that's what a nurse is called): Ae, idhar aao. Tumhari tabiyat theek hai naa?
Bhayyani: Haan, mujhe kya hua hai...
Sister: Agar theek ho to fir itna sambhal ke, araam se kyu chalti ho? Ki tumahara bhi pet kharab hai?
Bhayyani: Arre, aisi koi baat nahi hai. Woh hamar 7 wa mahina hai naa, toh isiliye...
Sister(surprised): Kya?! Tumhe dekh ke toh nahi lagta ki tumhe ab teesra baccha hoga.
B: Nahi, nahi. Ghar pe 3 bacche aur hai. Yaha 2 hai..aur pet mein chatwa hai.
Sister(raised eyebrows): Kyaa?!! (patiently) Aisa nahi karna chahiye tumhe..kuch samajhta hai ki nahi?
B: Abb kaa pata...Bacche ek ke piche ek kaise pet mein aavat hai...
Sister: ................


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