2014 - Aam Adami Party

2014
a great year for india.. or will it be another chutiyapa.. time will tell.

a whatsapp msg said that this years dates perfectly match that of 1947.
1947 was a crucial year. Indian subcontinent mein partition hua.
Pakistan was born. 14th august.
India was born. 15th august.

this year.. we are looking up to Mr. "I am no GOD - ARVIND KEJARIWAL"
not sure if his style will bring a lot of change.. but even if it brings about 30% to 45% change.. we will be winners.

to begin with 2 good things i think they have done so far is
1. revived the beautiful GANDHI TOPI
2. gave a boost to the image of JHADU.

the topi was almost getting forgotten. and the jhadu was looked up on as a dirty instrument.

now the youth is happy to wear the topi and hold the jhadu and even dance.

go go go.. #AAP please go places... bring about the change young india wants to see.

we all know that deep inside we are corrupt individuals. money fucks our thought process.
all we were taught from the start was to get rich. who doesnt love a shortcut??
but arvind.. its a job for you to stop us young indians to become like our elders.

we dont want to be a corrupt politician or bureaucrat . we dont want to leech on others money.

we want someone to teach us to be content in what we earn. and earn more by striving hard.

i know its hard. but someone has to do it. so you do it. we will pray to the million gods.

:)

healthybakchodi 

have you wondered how easy it is too fuck around with Indian people...

sometimes all you need is a bottle of desi daru.. sometimes a Rs. 500 note.. sometimes a prostitute.. sometimes a lie.. sometimes a dream.. sometimes high hopes..

and rest of the times GOD... :(

someday we will wake up .. and then life will be almost sorted..

koi faraq nahi padta... india hai .. sab chalta hai...

healthybakchodi

globalization through a different POV. . . .

there was a incedent ..there was this party ..and few friends had come ...they were drinking whisky and beer...the ones who were drinking beer went to the loo quite often...so this topic started... a lot of beer = a lot of susu after 1 hour ....they discussed the need of public toilets...coz when u have too much beer and even use the washroom of the pub/bar at the time of leaving ..u still want to pee more within half an hour or so....

and how it will make life simpler for both men and mumbai especially in a city like mumbai where population density is so high that gravity sucks it!! knowing good places where u can de-pressurize is actually considered good knowledge..  guy who know exactly in which part of the city there are clean toilets...both private and public..have higher preferences of finding a fair MBA bride on online marriage portals :| ...it is good GK for mumbaikars.. :|

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specially when in India toilets are considered filthy and holy...paan stains graffiti and what not.. .i wonder thats why some assholes NGO guys put condom dispensing machines in urinals...i mean...some1 horny...wanting a women... have to go to a urinal to buy a cheap condom.. sala ooska khada lund bhi wapis so jaaayega..... Yucks tucks.. (typical tapori mumbai language :P)

then in a conservative society like india...these chediot NGO guys put up condom dispensing machins in public places like railway stations :D ( no1 has ever figured out why...) (chediot = chutiya who is a idiot)
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coming back to toilets... there was a dearth need of good toilets in cities like mumbai... and then ....and then
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globalization said.. let there be malls.. let there be supermarkets.. let there be CCD..let there be Mcdonalds... let there be barista.. inorbit...raghuleela..
cleaner public toilets with soap and tissue paper and of course WATER!!
:D :D

Jo BMC decades mein kar naa saka...woh corporates ne kar dikhaya..


PS: one graffiti next to a public toilet in delhi somewhere near multani danda ,,,near paharganj

healthybakchodi

save tigers drink beer :D

according to some survey there are only 1141 tigers left in India... no no..they are not counting the Mr. Shersings in punjab and Mr. Waghs in maharashtra... come to think of tigers ...bling bling... tiger woods ne to kamal kar diya... ek nahi do nahi... poore ke poore 18 holes hasil karne ki koshish ki... and i am sure hasil kar bhi diye hoge... may be all those holes didnt make a public appearance...

btw....hamare bengal mein bhi ek tiger hai... and maharashtra mein bhi....:P ... both rocking hard in their own field...

now here is a letter that i don't know who has written but i know who forwarded it to me on gmail. it was non other than the bengal tiger Dhruv chakrabarti

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What Tiger Woods Wanted to Say at His Press Conference 

Let me just say to all my fans that I feel sorry for everyone who criticized me for my extra-marital affairs.  You must live a miserable existence if you have nothing better to do than read about my personal life in the tabloids.  But I suppose I should provide an explanation about my behavior so that you will continue to buy the products I endorse.

So here goes.  I am an average looking man of mixed racial descent.  Like most men, I had trouble getting pussy before I became a famous multimillionaire.  I did okay at Stanford because I was on the golf team, but the women there graded out with a D because they were leftovers that players on the football team didn't want.  Before that, I got nothing because I have a bland personality and big lips.

Then, I win a few golf tournaments and women are lining up at my door.  Of course, I took advantage of my opportunities.  These were women who wouldn't give me the time of day if I sold insurance or worked on a used car lot.  They wanted me so they could brag to their friends about having sex with a celebrity, while holding the belief that one day they would live a life of luxury as the wife of Tiger Woods.  When that didn't happen, they seized on an opportunity to sell their story to the tabloids, all the while looking the part of a woman scorned.

Now I want to discuss my wife.  When I met Elin, she was just like the others, except she played the hard-to-get strategy that women often use to corral men.  It worked.  She had all the qualities I wanted in a woman:  pretty face, nice tits, nice ass, and an inviting personality.  We dated for a while, had wild sex, and we genuinely enjoyed others company.  When I asked her to marry me, she accepted.  Why wouldn't she?  Only an idiot would say no to a lavish lifestyle that most people only dream about.

Our marriage was okay.  We have two wonderful children and Elin is a good mother.  But since she had those kids, she's become a bitch, and doesn't want to have sex very often.  And, she won't accompany me on road trips, except to the major championships.  Unfortunately, my job requires that I travel to a different city every week where women nod approvingly at me where ever I go.  Do you see the problem here?

To all the men out there:  What would you have done in my shoes?  Would you have said no to all the woman who lined up to meet you, especially after listening to your wife bitch at you over the telephone for not spending enough time at home with her and the kids?  And to all the women:  How many of you would have turned down an opportunity to spend a night with me, knowing that you could sell your story to a tabloid for 500K?

I feel bad about the potential damage my actions might cause my kids.  As for Elin, I can think of at least 300 million reasons why she will be okay if we divorce and she is forced to survive on her own.  And don't forget that vast support network she will have after appearing on Oprah and Fox.

As for me, I have paid dearly for my transgressions.  I have lost millions and might lose custody of my children.  A good number of you feel great pleasure seeing me in pain.

The letters "Saint" or "St." do not precede my name. 

Did I become famous for being a model married man, or was it because I'm the best damn golfer in the world???

Now here I stand, while you sit there anxiously waiting to hear my heartfelt apology, when all I really want to tell you is ... Fuck Off

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now coming to the most important part ... go please support http://www.saveourtigers.com/
tigers are really important for our planet ... 


 



else the only tigers we shall have/remember/find on google are the ones below....

PS : "save tigers drink beer" would really make a awesome T-shit :D

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healthybakchodi

63

63 and still going strong...
a great day for freedom...
hope and faith will keep us bounded together...




healthybakchodi

half fries are better than full fries when boiled !!

how selfish should India be ??

this is one thought that keeps troubling me....

we want to be a superpower...OK... its a dream of the millions..oops sorry... billions.... ohhh i think i must disagree... count me out of that dream...


what we fail to see is the grass may be green on the superpower side...but the pink is not always pinker on the other side...i think pink is superior to red...

we may want to be the next United States...or United Kingdom... the next g8...but why ??

whats wrong with what we are...and whats wrong with what we will be if we stop our pursuit to be a superpower.... i don't think so we need to mumbai to be the next shanghai...we don't need Delhi to be the next Washington DC... we don't want Bangalore to be the next silicon valley.....no matter what we do ...we can never eliminate the jhag-mag jhag-jhag of mumbai ...we cant digest the fact that Delhi without its smart thugs and chaotic ring roads will be Delhi... and so wont Bangalore be Bangalore without its ....(whats Bangalore famous for ???)


why should we not be a normal power country...superpowers have their own sets of pros and cons... but at times when i think ...i know that the fact that the cons and problems that the superpowers have are much more deadlier and scarier than what we developing or underdeveloped countries have... the superpowers are super criminals...they are always in a race to posses the worlds more deadliest weapons...they produce more carbon and green house gases ...they consume maximum natural resources... they have the biggest monetary issues...they have blah blah blah blah...

these blah blah blahs have maximum consequences...



so now in the years to come we intend to make India a superpower...we think India won't be an just another superpower and but history will be forced to prove that it repeats ...its never wrong...

our problems will multiply...may be rise exponentially... the sea is continuing to rise.... the polar bears will have to die...the hole in the ozone will make things miserably unbearable...and Bangladesh will be smaller than MMR (may be MMR will grow and keep growing...and Bangladesh will keep sinking) (Mumbai Metropolitan Region)... imagine one billion people behaving like they can rule the world....


we shall continue to stretch our self to grow at double digits ...but if we end up growing too fast, there may be chances that we grow abnormally... thereby increasing chances of tumor...the other selfish nations will continue to pour money to help us grow as fast as possible...and the other dil-jale nations will continue to create more and more hurdles... the tumor will also cause tremendous distress within giving rise to naxalites...only because in the race of growing too fast we will forget the principle of equality equal re-distribution of wealth...and there are chances of brotherhood being lost....


i am not a socialist...a communist...or a capitalistic ....i am not even a socio-commu-capitalist....i am not sure...
i am not a leftist..i am not a right wing activist....or a centrist ...i don't know... but i know as a nation of so many diverse masala's and tadka's solve our problems by trying to become a superpower... we cant solve our problems by sending out peace signs and simultaneously being a nuclear power..(this is just one of the example)...


we SHOULD be a selfish nation...but we need to be selfish to be what we need to be....

NOT APE THE WEST
NOT RAPE THE REST....

all i understand is that we should never be in a position like we got gang raped during 1857AD to 1947 AD...

we cant loose what is most important to us..our freedom ...our freedom to choose... our freedom to ignore...our freedom to express...our freedom to love the ones we hate....our freedom to hate the ones we love...
and the most important our "freedom to be FREE"


healthybakchodi

bakchodi..

bakchodi ... a word that always kept me interested...until recently i stumbled upon http://www.urbandictionary.com...

the "full ON" meaning i found here....

1.	bakchodi
	Hindi slang for gossip. Done especially among friends.

2.	Bakchodi
	It is a word in hindi. it refers to the senseless and baseless conversation that friends have which are funny sometimes.people doing bakchodi are called bakchods. X - "we are like two trees in this coffee house...birds come and sit and fly off but we remain the same.not moving" Y - "that was good bakchodi man !nice stuff"

felt good... the chodi in the word bakchodi has got nothing to do with chod which may mean "fuck"

also the idea behind this blog was healthy bakchodi... and i am no superman to do that all by myself... so we have many authors here (authors sounds so kool)


waise india mein sab chalta hai...to yeh blog chalne mein jyaada taqleef nahi aayegi...

all those who get a chance to blog here...shud enjoy full freedom of speech and other democrazy rights what the govt gives us (remember there is a huge difference between us and the chinese :D

if you know important ppl who are good at bakchodi...and strongly believe in "india hai...sab chalta hai..." this is the place for them..

healthybakchodi