globalization through a different POV. . . .

there was a incedent ..there was this party ..and few friends had come ...they were drinking whisky and beer...the ones who were drinking beer went to the loo quite often...so this topic started... a lot of beer = a lot of susu after 1 hour ....they discussed the need of public toilets...coz when u have too much beer and even use the washroom of the pub/bar at the time of leaving ..u still want to pee more within half an hour or so....

and how it will make life simpler for both men and mumbai especially in a city like mumbai where population density is so high that gravity sucks it!! knowing good places where u can de-pressurize is actually considered good knowledge..  guy who know exactly in which part of the city there are clean toilets...both private and public..have higher preferences of finding a fair MBA bride on online marriage portals :| ...it is good GK for mumbaikars.. :|

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specially when in India toilets are considered filthy and holy...paan stains graffiti and what not.. .i wonder thats why some assholes NGO guys put condom dispensing machines in urinals...i mean...some1 horny...wanting a women... have to go to a urinal to buy a cheap condom.. sala ooska khada lund bhi wapis so jaaayega..... Yucks tucks.. (typical tapori mumbai language :P)

then in a conservative society like india...these chediot NGO guys put up condom dispensing machins in public places like railway stations :D ( no1 has ever figured out why...) (chediot = chutiya who is a idiot)
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coming back to toilets... there was a dearth need of good toilets in cities like mumbai... and then ....and then
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globalization said.. let there be malls.. let there be supermarkets.. let there be CCD..let there be Mcdonalds... let there be barista.. inorbit...raghuleela..
cleaner public toilets with soap and tissue paper and of course WATER!!
:D :D

Jo BMC decades mein kar naa saka...woh corporates ne kar dikhaya..


PS: one graffiti next to a public toilet in delhi somewhere near multani danda ,,,near paharganj

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Khilona

A lady in my neighborhood lost her husband about a year ago.
He was young and had a heart attack.

His wife was in deep shock it seemed...she didn't utter a single word since she saw the dead body of her husband. She just sat there and stared.
Everybody around tried to make her cry or at least say something but she sat there like a statue...

Finally when they prepared to take his body away...she screamed and well, sang a song which made us wanna laugh so bad that I almost ran away from there. And she sang it with such poise.
The song goes like this in marathi-

"Maza khelna gela ga....baaii..
Ata mi kaay karuu..."

(I've lost my toy, what am I going to do without it)

"Ata mi konashi khelu.."

(Who will I play with now)



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