Kaa Pata Kaise...

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Location: Pediatric ward of a certain Municipal Hospital

Bhayyani admits her 2 yr old daughter who's down with diarrhea.

Two days later she comes in with another kid, a son of about 10 months, same reason.


The staff nurse is amused to know that our bhayyani who looks like a kid herself actually has 2 kids. Bhayyani, a caring mother, comes in everyday with a dabba for her kids twice a day though she looks ill herself. Finally one day the nurse asks our bhayyani...

Sister(that's what a nurse is called): Ae, idhar aao. Tumhari tabiyat theek hai naa?
Bhayyani: Haan, mujhe kya hua hai...
Sister: Agar theek ho to fir itna sambhal ke, araam se kyu chalti ho? Ki tumahara bhi pet kharab hai?
Bhayyani: Arre, aisi koi baat nahi hai. Woh hamar 7 wa mahina hai naa, toh isiliye...
Sister(surprised): Kya?! Tumhe dekh ke toh nahi lagta ki tumhe ab teesra baccha hoga.
B: Nahi, nahi. Ghar pe 3 bacche aur hai. Yaha 2 hai..aur pet mein chatwa hai.
Sister(raised eyebrows): Kyaa?!! (patiently) Aisa nahi karna chahiye tumhe..kuch samajhta hai ki nahi?
B: Abb kaa pata...Bacche ek ke piche ek kaise pet mein aavat hai...
Sister: ................


---------------THE END-------------

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Puja.....

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Location: Early morning, Labour Ward of a Municipal Hospital.

Enter bhaiyyani at 2 am. Bhaiyyani in labour pains.

The on-duty staff nurse shifts her to the delivery table.

The nurse is taken aback when she finds "Haldi-Kunku" on the bhaiyyani's private parts.
Nurse(raised eyebrows): Yeh kya hai?
B: Ghar se nikalte waqt hamar Sasur ne puja kiya...pehli baar hai aur ladka chahiye naa...
N: .....

------The End------

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Bhaiyya ko poochooo.....

Location: Gynaec OPD at a municipal Hospital

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Enter bhaiyyani...recently imported frm UP with her bhaiyya (pun unintended)
Guys stand outside while the doc talks to patients.
So our intern here questions the bhaiyyani..

Doc: Toh kya takleef hai?mahina kab aaya tha pichli baar?
B: Kaa maloom..
Doc: Kaa maloom ka matlab kya hai?...seedha sawaal hai. Mahina hamesha time pe ata hai kya?
B: Kaa pata...
Doc(irritated) : Thaili se pani jata hai ki khoon jata hai..takleef kya hai??
B: Kaa pata...bhaiyya ko poocho.
Doc: Bulaao bhaiyya ko.

Bhaiyya gives our doc all the info about her mahina...and abt her(?!) takleef..

Doc: Apni biwi ko sikhao jara...gaav se aayi hai toh kya hua..itna pata hona chahiye.

Bhaiyya: Arre yeh hamari biwi nahi hai...yeh toh hamar bajuwali hai.

----The End----


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