according to some survey there are only 1141 tigers left in India... no no..they are not counting the Mr. Shersings in punjab and Mr. Waghs in maharashtra... come to think of tigers ...bling bling... tiger woods ne to kamal kar diya... ek nahi do nahi... poore ke poore 18 holes hasil karne ki koshish ki... and i am sure hasil kar bhi diye hoge... may be all those holes didnt make a public appearance...
btw....hamare bengal mein bhi ek tiger hai... and maharashtra mein bhi....:P ... both rocking hard in their own field...
now here is a letter that i don't know who has written but i know who forwarded it to me on gmail. it was non other than the bengal tiger Dhruv chakrabarti
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What Tiger Woods Wanted to Say at His Press Conference
Let me just say to all my fans that I feel sorry for everyone who criticized me for my extra-marital affairs. You must live a miserable existence if you have nothing better to do than read about my personal life in the tabloids. But I suppose I should provide an explanation about my behavior so that you will continue to buy the products I endorse.
So here goes. I am an average looking man of mixed racial descent. Like most men, I had trouble getting pussy before I became a famous multimillionaire. I did okay at Stanford because I was on the golf team, but the women there graded out with a D because they were leftovers that players on the football team didn't want. Before that, I got nothing because I have a bland personality and big lips.
Then, I win a few golf tournaments and women are lining up at my door. Of course, I took advantage of my opportunities. These were women who wouldn't give me the time of day if I sold insurance or worked on a used car lot. They wanted me so they could brag to their friends about having sex with a celebrity, while holding the belief that one day they would live a life of luxury as the wife of Tiger Woods. When that didn't happen, they seized on an opportunity to sell their story to the tabloids, all the while looking the part of a woman scorned.
Now I want to discuss my wife. When I met Elin, she was just like the others, except she played the hard-to-get strategy that women often use to corral men. It worked. She had all the qualities I wanted in a woman: pretty face, nice tits, nice ass, and an inviting personality. We dated for a while, had wild sex, and we genuinely enjoyed others company. When I asked her to marry me, she accepted. Why wouldn't she? Only an idiot would say no to a lavish lifestyle that most people only dream about.
Our marriage was okay. We have two wonderful children and Elin is a good mother. But since she had those kids, she's become a bitch, and doesn't want to have sex very often. And, she won't accompany me on road trips, except to the major championships. Unfortunately, my job requires that I travel to a different city every week where women nod approvingly at me where ever I go. Do you see the problem here?
To all the men out there: What would you have done in my shoes? Would you have said no to all the woman who lined up to meet you, especially after listening to your wife bitch at you over the telephone for not spending enough time at home with her and the kids? And to all the women: How many of you would have turned down an opportunity to spend a night with me, knowing that you could sell your story to a tabloid for 500K?
I feel bad about the potential damage my actions might cause my kids. As for Elin, I can think of at least 300 million reasons why she will be okay if we divorce and she is forced to survive on her own. And don't forget that vast support network she will have after appearing on Oprah and Fox.
As for me, I have paid dearly for my transgressions. I have lost millions and might lose custody of my children. A good number of you feel great pleasure seeing me in pain.
The letters "Saint" or "St." do not precede my name.
Did I become famous for being a model married man, or was it because I'm the best damn golfer in the world???
Now here I stand, while you sit there anxiously waiting to hear my heartfelt apology, when all I really want to tell you is ... Fuck Off
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now coming to the most important part ... go please support http://www.saveourtigers.com/
tigers are really important for our planet ...
else the only tigers we shall have/remember/find on google are the ones below....
PS : "save tigers drink beer" would really make a awesome T-shit :D
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healthybakchodi
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