b4 you read further..there is one thing you should know...i am like a empty vessel.. i make a lot of noise...sometimes it makes sense...most of the times it does not...
i don't know where i heard this...
yeha khuda hai..
wahan khuda hai...
yeha khuda hai..
wahan khuda hai...
jahan nahi khuda hai...wahan kal khudega :P
walllah...wallah.. now the idea is to create rojgaar... why coz there is so much pressure on the politicians in INDIA that they cant think straight...
employment will always be a problem...
but does that mean... dig when ever you want...where ever it is not dug ??
what i have noticed ...(:P)... the same road is dug more than 1 times each time and every time.
ok ok... lets put it this way... first the MTNL dug the road, then airtel and the tatas and then MCGM and then the PWD ...and then the MTNL againg...then comes the baap of all diggers.. Dhirubhai abani's sons...the reliance brothers.. anil and mukesh... they dig and they continue to dig.... now these days there are big big fightings ...tenders are floated.. then setting chalu ho jaati hai.... jo sexy setting lagayega oose tendor tendor milta hai... malaai ke 7
so they start digging... earlier they used hands...these days they use machines...but in the end they dig...
and then there are no places to dig they start creating new ones...that can be dug...
the best part is this digging creates so much employment that may be 5% of the poor get jobs... when the holes are left open...ppl use them in multiple ways.. in rains these become the water bodies of the city :| .. then the poor kids wont be crib about the fact that they don't have a public swimming pool :)
so the digging goes on for quite some time...the employment generated gives the politicians hope of getting re-elected and most of the time it brings them back to power...
most of the middle class janata cribs all the time - that the dug up roads are creating a lot of problems...they nag...they curse...they abuse!! (the rich do not bother about it digging or may be they do ...but are able to ignore it cos they are smart..or may be they are not)... but the middle class janata displays emotions in every possible way.... the poor are so very used to it...that if they do now see roads getting dug, they feel that the govt is not doing anything that is progressive...everynow and then you will get to hear....it was a big mistake to vote these madarchods (motherfuckers)...sala sab ke sab gandu hai... agla time oonko-ich vote dega jo rojgaar dega... jo rasta khodega...jo taalab khodega...kuch to khodega....
bhagwaan ke waasta hai....oosko :|
in the last few years ..the MCGM has deployed underground pipes to pump gas to homes in the city (gas cylinders se chhutkaara), the mtnl/bsnl has layed thousands of kms of telephone lines(now they are providing DSL lines which was once upon a time a dream), the PWD has done so many things that i dont know even 10% of the things they must have done, 1 of the reliance brothers has laid more than 60,000kms of fiber optics cable for broadband - the other is digging for oil and natural gas...and blah blah blah....and more blah blah blah...
it will only give me more reasons to have more hope...
Run, run rabbit run…
dig that hole, forget the sun, and when at last the work is done..
don’t sit down..its time to dig another one
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pink floyd
healthybakchodi
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I agree, while most progressive nations want to go over and above into space for developing new technology, we are happy digging holes, and going under.:D
ReplyDeleteSoon, we will have to stick our heads in these very holes I suppose, he he!!
What I don't understand is why not have a very BIG HOLE, and use it for all purposes segregated by pipes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the BIG HOLE managment ministry will manage all the requests from 'right' diggers and send people underground to do the job.
Ah, just my two cents. If I get more time, I will patent the idea. :)